First off, I have way too much fun with these posts! Secondly, I laugh because you just can’t make up the things that kids say. I work in customer service, so I interact with parents and their children. I also travel too, so the things you hear in public restrooms are hilarious….
Little girl and her mom a few stalls over… :
Her Mom: “Honey this isn’t play time. You need to poop.”
Girl: “Well I can’t go right now. I just can’t.”
H.M. : “You told me you had to go in the car. Why can’t you go?”
G: “Because I’m still mad at you.”
Little boy at the grocery store:
Boy: “Guess what?”
Boy: “I get to see my grandparents tonight.”
Me: “Oh how fun! Are you excited?”
Boy: “Yeah, but I can’t play rough with my grandpa.”
Me: “Why not?”
Boy: “He has diarrhea.”
His mom: “……….yep. You were listening to me and Grandma earlier weren’t you?”
My little brother listening to “I Bet My Life” by Imagine Dragons… :
As the chorus comes up
Brother: “I- I bit my wife! I bit my wife for youuuuuuu!”
Me: “Dude, it’s I bet my life not I bit my wife.”
My little sister: “Ewwwwww you have a wife?”
Brother: “NO! Gross. Girls are gross. I am NOT married.”
I seriously wish that “Kids say the Darnest Things” was still on TV. The things that I hear from children tend to be some of the funniest things I hear, especially at work.
Have any funny stories? Please, please share them! Kids really are the best.